MOTHER: "Did you know that God was present when you stole that cookie from the kitchen?"
CHILD: "yes."
M: "And he was looking at you all the time?"
C: "yes."
M: "And what do you think he was saying to you?"
C: "He was saying, 'There's no one here but the two of us--take two.' "

OH YES!! Anthony DeMello. :-)